There is a bomb (anus azide) in the building where your business is conducted. My mercenary has hidden the explosive device IN MY ANUS. I am afraid you must pay the $20,000 ransom as it is a bargain FOR MY ANUS. I cherish my ANUS. If you can get the bomb OUT OF MY ANUS I would love it if you would replace it with your kolbassa sausage and make my bomb storage cavity even bigger. Please daddy O please! My ANUS loves you. I am also an ANUS.
"Good day. My man has hidden a bomb (lead azide) in the building where your business is located.... you will get many victims in case of its explosion. My recruited person is watching the situation around the building. If he notices any unusual behavior or emergency he will power the bomb. You pay me 20.000 dollars in BTC and explosive will not detonate. Here is my BTC address - 1DRXeydtqfjAmvfrLY7XiCo2A1vCq32z3a You must transfer money by the end of the working day, if the working day is over and people start leaving the building the bomb will explode. For my safety, I will no longer enter this email. I monitor my address every 20 min and if I see the bitcoins I will give the command to my recruited person to get away. If a bomb detonates and the authorities see this email!
We are not a terrorist society and do not take liability for explosions in other places."