25 October 2018 Thursday. 15:43:08 UTC
Emails claiming to have an old password (they do, like 15 years ago in college old) and threaten to distribute compromising webcam videos of myself "viewing" x-rated videos (while compromising my tastes) to all my email, messenger, etc contacts if I don't send them $5,000 as a "donation" in BitCoin. Hysterical since I don't even have a functioning webcam, and even if I did, I could care less. Still, fuck those guys.